Stephen Colbert -- Columnist!?!

The New York Times let Stephen Colbert write an op-ed piece. Read it and bask in its opulent gloriousness:

I Am an Op-Ed Columnist (And So Can You!)
By STEPHEN COLBERT

Surprised to see my byline here, aren’t you? I would be too, if I read The New York Times. But I don’t. So I’ll just have to take your word that this was published. Frankly, I prefer emoticons to the written word, and if you disagree :(


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Gotta love that guy. I'd vote for him.