Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Tuesday, July 14, 2009
Wednesday, November 19, 2008
The Star Wars Holiday Special !?!?
Yeah, you heard right. Apparently George Lucas sucked long before Episodes 1-3. The evidence is right here courtesy of io9:
Friday, November 16, 2007
When you have kids . . .
weird things happen sometimes.
Picture this: you're alone in the house at night. Everyone else is fast asleep. You are dilligently doing whatever it is you're doing. It is calm and relaxed. Then, out of nowhere, you hear something like this:
"Tickle Elmo again!"
The funny thing is that it's not coming from your kid's rooms or from the baby monitor, it is coming from the toybox. For no apparent reason your child's toys have decided to start speaking to you. Elmo wants to be tickled!
Of course you can rationalize it away: the toys were just settling or there's a storm outside or the butterfly effect from a quantum state change bubbled up a level like a meal at White Castle.
But you are never really sure. Usually they don't keep talking . .. usually!
MWAHAHAHA!
Picture this: you're alone in the house at night. Everyone else is fast asleep. You are dilligently doing whatever it is you're doing. It is calm and relaxed. Then, out of nowhere, you hear something like this:
"Tickle Elmo again!"
The funny thing is that it's not coming from your kid's rooms or from the baby monitor, it is coming from the toybox. For no apparent reason your child's toys have decided to start speaking to you. Elmo wants to be tickled!
Of course you can rationalize it away: the toys were just settling or there's a storm outside or the butterfly effect from a quantum state change bubbled up a level like a meal at White Castle.
But you are never really sure. Usually they don't keep talking . .. usually!
MWAHAHAHA!
Monday, October 15, 2007
Stephen Colbert -- Columnist!?!
The New York Times let Stephen Colbert write an op-ed piece. Read it and bask in its opulent gloriousness:
I Am an Op-Ed Columnist (And So Can You!)
By STEPHEN COLBERT
Surprised to see my byline here, aren’t you? I would be too, if I read The New York Times. But I don’t. So I’ll just have to take your word that this was published. Frankly, I prefer emoticons to the written word, and if you disagree :(
For the rest click here.
Gotta love that guy. I'd vote for him.
I Am an Op-Ed Columnist (And So Can You!)
By STEPHEN COLBERT
Surprised to see my byline here, aren’t you? I would be too, if I read The New York Times. But I don’t. So I’ll just have to take your word that this was published. Frankly, I prefer emoticons to the written word, and if you disagree :(
For the rest click here.
Gotta love that guy. I'd vote for him.
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